Paranoia, he said, was fundamentally egocentric, and every conspiracy theory served in some way to aggrandize the believer.
But he was also fond of saying, at other times, that even paranoid schizophrenics have ennemies.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Unknown
If your life passes in front of your eyes when you die, does that include the part where your life passes in front of your eyes?Paul Tomblin
I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.Attributed to Jesper Skriver
One Unix to rule them all, One Resolver to find them,
One IP to bring them all, and in the zone to bind them.
God saves but Buddha makes incremental backupsRoger King
Mon chat est orienté objet. Après tout, un chat présente un comportement caractéristique, répond à des messages et aux simulations grâce à une longue tradition héritée ; il contrôle son état interne de façon indépendante.graffiti in Haifa university computer science department
C++ is like adolescent sex :
Everybody thinks about it
Everybody talks about it
Everybody thinks everybody else is doing it
Almost nobody does it
And those who do it :
Do it poorly
Think it will be better next time
Do it unsafely
Isn’t that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
Two atoms were talking :
Atom1 : I think I lost an electron.
Atom2 : Are you sure?
Atom1 : I’m positive.
We sleep so that we can render.Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.