William Gison

Paranoia, he said, was fundamentally egocentric, and every conspiracy theory served in some way to aggrandize the believer.
But he was also fond of saying, at other times, that even paranoid schizophrenics have ennemies.

Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.


If your life passes in front of your eyes when you die, does that include the part where your life passes in front of your eyes?

Paul Tomblin

I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou.

Attributed to Jesper Skriver

One Unix to rule them all, One Resolver to find them,
One IP to bring them all, and in the zone to bind them.


God saves but Buddha makes incremental backups

Roger King

Mon chat est orienté objet. Après tout, un chat présente un comportement caractéristique, répond à des messages et aux simulations grâce à une longue tradition héritée ; il contrôle son état interne de façon indépendante.

graffiti in Haifa university computer science department

C++ is like adolescent sex :

Everybody thinks about it
Everybody talks about it
Everybody thinks everybody else is doing it
Almost nobody does it

And those who do it :
Do it poorly
Think it will be better next time
Do it unsafely


Isn’t that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?


Two atoms were talking :
Atom1 : I think I lost an electron.
Atom2 : Are you sure?
Atom1 : I’m positive.


We sleep so that we can render.

Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

Philosophic quotes.